What To Do

From September things are going to be a bit different for me. Both children will be at school. Don't get me wrong, i love being with my babies but there are only so many years a girl can spend playing with small plastic figures and doing the same old dog-eared Postman Pat puzzle.

'What are you going to do with yourself?', people keep asking me.

I'm making a list..............

* Redecorate my house - i'm capable of a bit of D.I.Y. which leads neatly on to...
* Masturbate - yes, i'm going to spend some time pleasuring myself any time i feel the need. I'm
going to watch porn as soon as i've dropped off at school and try out lots of sex toys that i
intend to purchase.
* Spend more time doing my voluntary job - the people i work with are inspiring and it makes me
feel worthwhile. It helped me through a really bad patch early this year so i owe it to them.
* Get a full body massage - NOT that sort of massage you dirty minded lot! Although.....
I have always wanted one as i'm quite a tense person, relaxing doesn't always come easy to
me.
* Paint - I could get quite emotional talking about this because sometimes it's at the heart of
what drives me. It is a struggle for me to actually get my materials out. It's a low opinion
thing. No excuses this time because J says he will try and sell them for me.
* Have fun being just me again
* Be a better mother, refreshed by time without them.

And that's about it really. There are one or two other plans i have but you will have to wait to hear about those...........